Thou Shalt Not Lie ILBB Tshirt

Thou Shalt Not Lie ILBB T-shirt
Truth. Integrity. And an Affection for 90s Bangers.

Boldly proclaim your commitment to the truth with our Thou Shalt Not Lie ILBB T-shirt—a garment that takes the Ninth Commandment seriously… when it comes to having an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face

At first glance, it’s a crisp, clean call to honesty. But lean in a little closer (no, really—closer), and you’ll find the background quietly whispering a different kind of truth: “I LIKE BIG BUTTS”—repeated over and over in a barely-there pattern. It’s a confessional backdrop for those who don’t take themselves too seriously, but still believe in speaking the truth… especially about what they cannot lie about.

Perfect for Sunday brunch, ironic Bible study, or just telling the world you LIKE BIG BUTTS.

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